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Small penises are hilarious! He was very uptight about it, and I tried to reassure him not to be uptight about it, but tiy all honesty, he should have been uptight about it.
People can talk all they want about body acceptance or whatever, but unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, everyone has issues with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but only behind his. So I guess that only makes me half a bitch.
He has a good attitude. I can forgive a small dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!
You can prove someone has a small dick. Not only was it pitiful, but it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather large penis—about how small dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. Small weenies—ew!Lovers Massage Sutton
Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes.
Hit him where it hurts! We wound up just kissing. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy just because Mother Nature already played a cruel trick on.
You know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women.
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